Novocaine

Today coming home from the dentist after a very intense Novocaine shot:
Me-Mom your sunglasses are funny you look like you're from the future.
Mom-...
Me-Who's that guy from the future? You know the one who goes back and has the car? Michael J Fox?
Mom- Yeah Michael J Fox!
Me- I thought he was black? Who is that fox who is black?
Mom- Jamie Fox?
Me- Yeah! Jamie Fox!
*laughs uncontrollably*

Every time I go to the dentist I have a bad reaction to the shots they give me. Usually it's because I have a strange reaction to the epinephrine in the Novocaine but today they gave me a shot without epinephrine. I was numb from left right ear to my left nostril and as silly as ever. I laugh like a mad woman, I cry, my face contorts, and I seem to loose all mental filters.

Who knew my lip could move like that?

If you ever need a pick me up, just ask to take me to the dentist. It ends well every time. Without fail.